Man, Lindsay Lohan's been on the news so much recently, with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson, that it's almost come to the point that I can't remember what she was like when she wasn't a rug-munching dyke. Can you remember those days whe you could fantasize about this redheaded hottie without seeing the spectre of that fugly girlfriend of hers in her fedora, looming in the background of your wet dream?


Well, thank God for
Calum Best and the
sex video he made of Lindsay Lohan sucking his dick, back when they were still an item. Whether Lindsay was really into cock, or just covering up for her lesbianic tendencies when she did this, it doesn't matter. What matters is she's taking her boyfriend's erection in her mouth and sucking it like there's no tomorrow.


Lindsay reportedly freaked out when she heard about this tape, because she had no memory of doing it. Well, the fact that she didn't freak out because she knew it was fake says a lot. She knew she was capable of doing it, and probably did. If she was sucking this cock while totally blitzed, she deserves an Oscar for how amazing her performance was while under the influence and not even conscious enough to remember.


Check out our lezzie LiLo in her hot heterosexual sex tape debut
on this site, and let's just hope that Ronson chick-fella will drop out of site eventually. I mean,
Lindsay Lohan in lesbian action would be hot, but not with that butch DJ!