If there's one celebrity slut out there who's got more dicks cocked n' loaded and ready for action than Britney Spears, it's
Paris Hilton. Those two used to be partners in crime too, partying their way across the nightclub scene and getting bombed every night while doing it. That's where all their upskirt pics come from, because it's just so damn easy taking pictures up a drunk girl's short dress.
But it's the Paris Hilton sex tape, "One Night In Paris" that really puts the bone in "boner". With its now classic and copied night-vision look, Paris Hilton really showed the world that rich girls really know how to give good head. I mean, what else do they have to do all day anyway, but practice on a banana while getting their nails done, I guess?
And now this hottie heiress is a celebrity on a scale usually reserved for those with real achievements and talent! Oh well, say what you will about the quality of fame these days, at least Paris knows what it is she's good at. There was a second homemade
Paris Hilton porn video that came out, if you remember, and though not hardcore, it still had the important element of bare breasts, small as they are, plus lots of soapy bubbles. Paris definitely knows what her fans really want, and she loves to provide us with it, so she gets our thumbs up for that!
If you haven't seen that tape, then head on over to
Hollywood Scanner, where they've got it. I know you want to see her small perky titties, yes you do.
